Come listen to me and I'll sing you a song, I'll sing it to you free, I'll sing you a song about the kickingest mule, that ever you did see. Hitched him up early one morning to take my gal for a ride, Kicked both hind feet over the shaves, and kicked her in the side. Oh, whoa, mule, whoa! whoa, mule, I say! Hop right in, Miss Liza, and hold on to the sleigh!